Fortune Cookie FortuneWhen Greg worked with me I used to order chinese food at least once a week with him. The kid lived off Beef and Broccoli. This habit afforded me the opportunity to horde everyone’s fortune cookies and with them, their fortunes.

I came across such winners as “Face the thing you fear and the death of fear is certain” and “The greatest danger could be your stupidity.”

However, I laughed out loud when I read the one to the left. I had just bitten down on one half of the cookie as I read it and realized immediately what the message was saying.


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LoL, we got one the other day that said “Ignore previous cookie”

Pete added these pithy words on Oct 03 06 at 6:08 pm

You have not updated in awhile. So I found this for you. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/09/01

Pete added these pithy words on Oct 19 06 at 9:08 am

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